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What are you doing? You can't do properly. - (Bed creaks)
Do one thing. Use fingers. Move. I'll do it.
Just need to comb. - Move.
Stand aside.
Use fingers at times. What are you staring at?
My parents are getting ready.
So guys? How are you? All well? - Greetings. This is the family of our hero Jeet.
They are here to see Sheela with marriage proposal of Jeet.
Let's see if Sheela and Jeet together calls for some blast. Aren't you Sheela's ex-boyfriend?
Aren't you Neha's...
Aren't you Rashmi's... - Hema...
Aren't you Priya's ex-boyfriend? He is Jeet, our hero.
He is very foxy. But couldn't get married yet.
Hasn't Jeet come along?
The thing is he finds fault in every girl.
He has rejected thirty six girls till date
Therefore now we'll select bride for him.
Is your son Jeet capable to keep Sheela happy?
He is the father of our heroine Sheela.
He himself is soft hearted
but is looking for son-in-law tough as walnut.'Have spinach; it's rich in iron.'
'Munching is useless.'
(Farts)
Got air stinky, idiot.'
'Disgusting.'
Raju, stand up please.
What do you want to check? - Your height.You are too short.
Oh no.
Son, you aim at the spot in middle; I'll turn around.
Uncle, it's a very small hole; it's difficult to aim. People aim at smaller hole than this.
Seems like you never tried archery.
Groom should be very handsome and must mesmerize my daughter.
'I thought he will ask gentle and noble groom.''But he is looking for combination of Superman and Brad Pitt.' I'll conduct entire checkup of groom before wedding.
I suggest let the girl and boy meet each other first after that check up and all can be done.
The thing is... We're from the bride's side and we should accept what the groom's side demands.
Let do one thing. Let's fix a meeting of girl and boy tomorrow so that they could know each other before marriage. I never got high till date.
Listen. Come here. - Yes, sir?
Where is your boss That sad soul must be somewhere around.
Just look around for him; he'll be asking for money somewhere.Look, pay the money, okay? - We won't. What will you do?
If you won't pay after boozing, you won't get high.Play rock, paper, scissors with us;
if you win, we'll pay the money after one year.
Let's play.If you lose, I'll recover all money, let me tell you. Rock, paper, scissors... My finger is aching. - Don't cheat, I tell you.
You keep quiet.
Yes. His hand is not working. Let's play another game.Play whatever you want; make it fast.
Okay.
Hen. - Flew.What's going on, man?
Horse. - Flew.But how can a horse fly? - When horse runs, dust flies.
What's the matter?
Since three months they are booking on credit.If this continues I'll have to shut my business and return to my hometown.
What? - Get me my money.
Alright, calm down, I'll talk to them.
Rafi, come.
Why are you troubling my dear friend?
We all are playing a game. - What game?
The one who will booze will pay the bill.
Then be honest and pay the money. - Still how much will they fool?
Rock, paper...See? Didn't I tell you? - Are they dead?
Hey! Get up. Pay the money and then die.
Get up. Come on, stand up.
Stop this drama. - Sorry. Got little high.
Play the game and close the matter.
Yes, we'll play right away. Wait.
Rock, paper... - Come on.
Did you see? Get lost from here; no need to pay.Thank you.May your fridge be always full of liquor.
Ready? - Yes, ready.One, two, two and a half...Hey? Why you want to die?
Some are dying of boozing, some dying of love.
Also dying of inflation.
But do you know why he is willing to die?
Because of nagging wife.
What did his wife say? - You want to know in detail? Yes. Complete detail.Say it, man.
She makes me wash clothes, chop veggies...Keep this knife with you. I'll die.
Anyways no use of living.She didn't even let me die.
She says stay alive to take torture.Now you speak up.
My wife makes me clean dishes, massage her legs,also makes me comb her hair.
Therefore I want to suicide.
Thank you.I will also end my life.
They are troubled of their marriages
and I am troubled of being unmarried.(Laughs)
Why are you laughing?
Crying? Why? Something bite?
Calm down.
I'll consume ant poison and die
And will ask God why he made us male
And gave so much of pain.
(Crying) - My dear friend, calm down.
What's the matter? Want to see a dance performance, right?
Yes. - Then watch mine.
Tell me what are you celebrating for?
(Roaring)
It's Bar's birthday today.
Sir. What would you like to have?
Let my guest arrive. - Okay, sir.(Line ringing)
Hello? - Hi. This is Sheela.
I spotted you; turn to your left.
Left? On this side? - You look very handsome.
Hi.'Beautiful girl behind fatty one?'
Thank God.
Hi.Please come. Have a seat.
My name is Jeet Lucknawi.
Hi. I am Sheela.Don't shake so much. - Excuse me?
It's a tender hand, might get hurt.Yes. Quite possible.
Thank you.
Get kebab and hot coffee.
Ice tea for me.
It should be hot. - Okay, sir.
'I have seen him with some girl.'
'But with whom and in which park?'
'Before she recognises me let me give my intro.'Look. You need not worry.
I am carrying my wallet.No... I was...
Well, let me get to the point and solve your confusion. Aren't you wondering about which girl you spotted me with?'
Now look.Youth is like a butterfly that flies one flower to another.
No one is guiltless.
You have plucked many mangoes in garden, right?
What do you mean?
I mean you are well experienced.
No. Not much.
Had more than hundred girlfriends?
Need to count.
Karishma, Kareena, Farzana, Farhana, Shabana, Rukhsana...
Oh yes. When mood was changed it was Raju, Ketan, and then...
(Groans)
It's too hot! - Sorry.
Got spilled by mistake.
This is disastrous!
It's burning. - Sorry.
Look. White chocolate spilling outside instead of inside. (Laughs)
Looks like my future generation is in danger. I'll cool it down.
This will give some relief.
(Gasps)
Sorry.Look what is she doing?
Enough. No more help please.
Sorry. That was so quick; I couldn't even realise.
Must be burning, right?If you have so many girlfriends then why don't you maintain a diary?
I don't leave any evidence.I don't care about how many girlfriends you had and how your relation to them was.
Really? - Yes.Any girl will reject you after knowing about your affairs.
But I see plus points.Will you elaborate?
Persuading a girl, impressing her, dating her is such a waste of time.Telling girl that her lipstick is blooming like marigold,her perfume is so aromatic, her hairs are silky;impressing her with filmy dialogues and bluffing is not that easy.You have mastered the art of impressing girls.
Thank you.No need to feel proud.
By the way, what's the reason for your breakups?Understanding girls is quite difficult.
You see, after couple of dates, boys can be easily judged.That must have happened with you.
Let's do one thinks As such I liked you.
I mean your style of beard, style of hiding lie,your dressing sense, liked everything.
Perfect for me.
Let's do one thing.
Let's go on a trip for dating. - On trip?
Yes. But not just two of us, might get scandalous.
Let's take along your friends if any; especially couples.Let's know each other closely.
Alright. Call me. Buddy. - Tell me.
I've met a beautiful girl yesterday.
Hope everything went well; without any mess.
Of course not. She got impressed with my flirtatious naturewhich otherwise I get abused for.
Oh. Seems she like flirting and hate getting committed.
Just kidding. Then go ahead and Marry her.
That's the problem.
The rule of marriage has changed.
Her family wants us to role play married life before getting married.
This too will be like playing any other games, right?
No. This game is different.Nice family.
I like western culture.
I also will role play married life with my girlfriend.
Are you serious? You have a girlfriend?
Yes. Of course. Bombshell.
Fiery beauty.I knew she is fierier than sun when I saw her for the first time.
Let me tell her story.
Move back. Be in queue.
(Indistinct chatter)
Mister.Give the way. Ladies first.
Hey. One bottle please. - Do you have change? That moment I swear to God to marry me to her only
Else let there be floods and I get drowned in it.
That was the beginning of our love story.
And I straight away went to coffee shop to propose her.
Hello. Excuse me.
That day I saw you at booze bar
since then I am still high. Swear on God, I'll gift you diamonds necklace.
Hey. Get to the point.I want to be your boyfriend.
Have you seen your face? - Yes, I did.
I read all love stories including Romeo and Juliet; love has nothing to do with face but only body.
I swear on God, I'll get you all happiness.
Touch me and promise.
Swear on you.What should I tell him?
Alright. From tomorrow onwards you are my boyfriend. Here. Accept this.
Need to earn more from today onwards.
The way you are describing her, is she my ex-girlfriend?
Not at all. I always believe in fresh things. - Is it?
Used things make me sick.
Forget about past.Buddy, I have an idea. - What?
I wasn't going to invite you because you were single.
But now both of us have girls.
And as you know the more the merrier.
Our affair is recent one; she will hesitate.
Why? She might think we'll take undue advantage of her.
I understand what girls think.I'll speak to her.
981...
981. - 420...
420. - 3632.
Here. Give me the company.
I won't.
No? Don't you love me?
Shall I turn drunkard to prove my love?
Every time you want to make me booze and take undue advantage of me.
You are beautiful outside but ugly inside.
You proved your lust but when will you prove your love? I'll tattoo your name. - Tattoo?
Want to show off love by tattooing my name?You are not worthy of my love. - No.
I have no love left for you anymore.
No, Jeet. Don't leave me.
I believe in falling in love but not fall in character.I am sorry. Please. - Leave my hand!
One day I will make you mine.
'I know how she is.'
Buddy, me calling her is not a good idea.
How can I insist your girlfriend to come?
You call her and invite her Oh God!
Its 12 already!
Hey Amit! Open the door!
All are thirsting! Hurry up. What's going on?
Open it on time. They are my B+.
But isn't B+ the blood group?
My blood grows when I survive on their money.And my blood group is B+.
Will you come?I mean my friend and his girlfriend is going to Bangkok for a week.
Okay. Supply stock of week to me and go.
No. Single people do not get visa for Bangkok.
You also come along.Alright. Show me his picture.
Why will I have a picture of his girlfriend?
Show the picture of your friend and not his girlfriend.
Why his picture? Look at my picture.
Are you showing his picture or shall I leave?
Okay, alright. Oh God, swear to you. Don't make her fall for Jeet.
Swear to you on your mother.If you refuse to come I'll kill myself in this sea.
Hey. Stop cribbing. I'll come along.Your legs are very soft.
Come to airport tomorrow.To understand and know each other very well,
they are going to city of massage Bangkok.
Hi. - Hi.
How are you? - Absolutely fine.
I was about to call you. - He is my friend.
Hello.
Hasn't your girlfriend come?
Hope she didn't go to booze bar instead of airport.
Hi.
'I have planned our wedding and honeymoon in Bangkok.''No matter how intense the drought is, lion never eats grass.''Why is she wearing such revealing outfit?'
Hi. - Hi.
(Grunts)
Looks quite luxurious. Come on.
(Thuds)
What's this?
Hey, Jeet! - Yes.
What? - It's written, 'Men strictly not allowed.'
Girl's gang must've vacationed here.
This vacation is going to be very lucky for us.
We'll enjoy to the fullest.
Sorry, I couldn't reach on time. No problem, uncle. Quite a luxurious bungalow.I myself have painted it. - Oh, you are a painter by profession.
'First day of our gang in haunted bungalow of Bangkok.'
'Only God can help them now.'
'Seems like need to have black tea made by black magician.'
Nice property. - Thanks.
It's quite spacious here to know each other.Someone passed from there, right? - Hold on.What a big window.
Jeet!
Don't open that room.That's my wife's rooms; we never open it.
Okay. My dear friends, get ready in an hour. Let's go out for touring.
Okay? - Okay, man.
Buddy, saw the beauties but when we'll get to touch them?'Let's send them for swimming and hide their clothes.'Suggest some idea.
We'll send them for swimming... - And?
And shall hide their clothes. - Which already are worn less.
Oh God!
Jeet. You have just seven days to win my heart.A day has passed and still you haven't impressed me.What do you mean?
It means you made a waste attempt.
Where is my sweetie pie?
I'll drape in a loincloth tonight; she'll get so impressed that she'll marry me'This is called enjoy, have fun and go to sleep.'But will a spirit let the day break for them? 'God knows.''Hey. Day broke.'
(Whistles)
(Whistles)
Increase your height.A pill before exercising.What if I add all of them at a time?Girls like tall boys.
(Whistles)'I am not in need of this.'Jeet!
(Whistles)
Hey? - What?
Having yellow tea in morning? - It's decoction.
Here, have milk.Get your mind fresh and get shower.
Then what will you drink?
I'll have this yellow tea. - But... my......mucus was dropped in it.
(Spits) Why is this bitter?
Tastes like cow pee.
Hail mother cow; take care of us.
What's this? - Mission successful.
What mission? What do you mean?
This is the effect of power booster pills which I added in milk.Buddy, your power will also boost.
(Laughs)
But I didn't even drink.
Buddy, there was power booster substance applied on the chair you are seated on.
Well, scores settled. Now what's the solution on this?
Need to do something. - Coffee table has become my writing pad.
Hey. Hide away. Cat is here. Hide away. - Go down.Nothing. - Feeling tickled.
Why? - Table has got up to belly.
Get down, table. I got an idea. - Tell me.
Do yoga when mind gets astray.
Here, place this pillow on lap and follow my instructions.
In the far away banyan tree, a snakelet has entered in.A female snake is looking for him.
How will the snakelet come out?
When the snake charmer will play his harp, the snakelet will come out.
Open your eyes, kiddo.
Look. Snakelet is out.
Buddy! Snakelet isn't out but Anaconda is.
It's biting, stinging. - It's like spitting venom.
Tell me how to escape from this Anaconda?
Need to hit it with stick. Come fast.
(Door bell rings) What? - Someone is on the door.
(Sheela) Jeet. - Looks like our cure is here.Do something. Why are you facing on other side?
(Door bell rings) - You too are facing other side.
We are standing since long. Open the door. - They will panic. 'Jeet! That's my wife's room; don't open it.'
What are you doing? Hold with hands. - It's balanced.How can this table hang in air?
Have you been to Kolkata? Why?
This table is from Kolkata; it hangs in air.
It is magical. - Alright. Be careful.
You also lend helping hand.Never mind. Where are you taking this table? Table... Uncle told us to shift the table. We are shifting it. Shifting? - Come on.
Be careful. What's wrong with them? - Let's see.
Today all table manners are at stake.
(Laughs) - Why are you laughing?
It's itching. How to scratch? - Endure it for a while.They are coming. Hurry up.Be careful. We'll earn good if we'll conduct street show of this table magic.
Why this ghostly feeling in this room?
Be careful.Once I rubbed clothe in my childhood.
I rubbed it so hard that you know what appeared from it?
Genie.And started intimidating me.
I got very scared on that day, I swear.
And after that day, today I am very scared.
What to do? Jeet, what if that Genie appears here?
Hey?
What are you doing here in dark? - Saving electricity.Since table was heavy, hands are tired of carrying it. Didn't uncle warn not to open this room?
Come on, get out from here.
Just checking if uncle is hiding his girlfriend here.
'The ancestor lady ghost of this bungalow has begun dreaming of being bride.'
'But these two jerks are busy trying to wash off'
'their tarnish of bachelorhood with the waters of this swimming pool.' What are you thinking?
This girl knows that she has come with me to Bangkok And not some religious place.
Still she is pretending to be naive.
Girls are like hen. They make the rooster worn out by making them chase for long
And then they are happy. Don't know what to do.
Just an idea strike in my mind.
Shall I? - Go ahead.
Let's scare the girls by cooking up story of ghost in this house. It will scare hell out of them and we can have good nights.
Will these hags fear?
Impossible. They will scare us.
I also got an idea. Look. I'll jump in the pool.You scream and call them here.
They will rush out with fear in their shorts.
You tell them that Jeet is drowning. - Good idea. I'll pretend to be unconscious
and then Sheela will drag me out of water in her arms and will try mouth to mouth resuscitation on me.
Why do you jumped in the pool?
Not to delay such ideas; it's bad.
Girls are like ice-cream.
Waiting for long will make them lose.
Hurry up. What are you staring at? Call them. Help! My friend is drowning! - Help me!Crocodile are scary; fishes are biting!
What's the matter?
He is drowning. Somebody save him.
Who will take his corpse to India if he dies? What are you wondering? Jump in the pool and save him.
Jump!
Jumped. Plan successful!
Be careful. - Hurry up.Pull him. - Be careful.
Water got salty.
Is he alright? Oh no. He isn't breathing. - Move. I'll try CPR. Hey? What's the matter?
Water was just three feet and pretending as if got drowned in thirty feet of water.'
'I'll teach him a lesson.'
(Groans)
'Isn't it thought provoking, guys?'
'As you sow, so shall you reap.'
Hit the target perfectly.
(Laughs)
Why are you rubbing salt on wounds?
Buddy, apply some ointment and get cured. If anything goes wrong, production will become difficult.
Tell the plan.
Okay. Let's do one thing.
We'll tell them that hags have laid dozens of eggs. And they need a human nanny to look after them. They will fear and sleep with us.Really? What an idea.
Getting too smart.
I'll thrash you up with the bathroom slippers if I find any. Swelling is getting worst; get ice cubes!Oh God, help me. Got vasectomised for free.
How long will you keep screaming? I also want to hear scream of girls.They will scream only if they get scared.
So what is to be done? - First we'll scream.
Okay? - Okay.
One. Tow
Ghost! - Ghoul!
What's wrong? Why are you screaming?
What's the matter? - There's a ghost in this house. What? - Yes.
Then go to your rooms.
Sleeping alone is scary. It will kill us.
So shall I come to your room?
My? - Who are you asking to?
Friend of Jeet.
(Laughs) My pain is gone, I swear.
Okay. Give us five minutes; we'll be back after changing the clothes.
Okay?
Swear on God, we'll contribute so much to this nation that population will cross twenty billions.
(Humming)
'Seems like sugar coated dessert.'
Already here? Someone has said it so rightly. Woman and hen are same.
First time ever since we came here, I am seeing her fully covered.Never mind.
Today I realised woman look beautiful in blanket.
Turn around. Hey dear bride?
It's rightly said. Woman is very shy but never mind. She has to endure. I'll have to initiate this game of love. Lovely perfume. Let me put the leg and test.
Very co-operative.Very accommodating. Where shall I start from? Is she wearing silken dress?
Hey lady! Now I'll get you ready.
Kavya. Sheela.
Sheela. Your Jeet is here.
Why did you came out? - Lady ghost inside! Lady ghost in my room as well.
(Screams)
Shoo... Go away, you ghost!
What's wrong with them? - Get them out!
They were so much blinded with the fear of ghost'
that they are not able to differentiate between their girlfriends and ghost.'
It's morning.
Done with brushing and now having sugar free tea to avoid diabetes.
Sheela, please forgive my insolence. Let's talk and sort out the things.
Were you over drunk last night?
First you called me ghost and then rushed to hit me? What are you saying? I won't even harm your shadow.
Swear on your locks, there was a ghost in my room.Ghost and spirits are all bookish stuff.
There are glasses in USA through which ghost can be seen.Shall I order one for you? - Please go from here.
(Whistles)
Hole is closed.
What got closed?
Hole got closed because of one month break.
What did you say? Hole closed?
Now how will I survive? Your hole is closed!
(Crying) - Why are you crying? Say something.
Why are you screaming?
What wrong did I say?
What's the matter? Why are you moaning?
At the youthful age of twenty six, her hole got closed.
What is he saying?
He is an idiot.
Get help from council to open her hole.
Why are you mourning so much? - Ask her. Why are you asking me?
(Crying)
You tell me.
Because of gap of one month, the hole is closed.
What?
Hole of my nose.
Both are idiots.
Move. Let me check myself.
Show me.
Yes, hole to put nose ring.
I thought hole of nose. - Go and iron my clothes.
Okay.
'Night time and movie of Goldmine.'
'What a great combination.'
She can't unzip. Maybe it's wind.
Has chain got some problem?
Why is it unzipping again and again? Or is she playing some trick?
What's this?
Hey? How are you unzipping my pant?
I am busy applying nail paint. - So you didn't touch me?
Are you a Taj Mahal to touch you?
Don't act smart.
I'll zip it.
(Grunts)
I taught him so much but he still hasn't learned to zip up.
Get up.
You taught to tie the strings and not to zip.
Hey.
Touch the zip with cloth.
Do it.
It's done.
Thank you.
You cloth is stuck.
(Whistles) - Be careful. Slowly.
Gently.
My shorts is very expensive. Don't break the zip.
It's stuck.
What's the matter? Why are you blushing?
The thing is my friend Jeet is playing with his girlfriend.
Hey you jerk. Your friend is playing with your girlfriend.
I suggest change your glasses.
Move.
Gently.
Come on.
I must say. Not even wife cares so much, as much the other's girlfriend is caring.
What are you doing? - Oh God!
The Kaliyug which Lord Ram talked about seems to have arrived.
I won't spare you! - Wait.
Look there. Look. Look carefully. - (Gasps)
My tears will roll out.
What happened? Why this knife? - I'll sever him with knife.
I'll give you a sword.
What's going on? - Cloth has stuck.
Severed. Poor guy.
'Night time, switch the light.'
'They too are not brave hearted.'
'Their hearts are pounding heavily with the fear of lady ghost.'
Why are you insulting the booze?
Seems like glass doesn't prefer this brand. - But I do. Pour it.
Hey? What's wrong with you?
Or have you gone blind?
(Box thuds)
Pick it up.
You already get high on opening the bottle.
How did glass break on its own?
Seems like I am already high.
Only after boozing, my throat feels satisfied. - (Thuds)
What are you doing? I'll break your head with bottle.
How did it fall again? I placed it properly.
Now don't move from here.
(Box thuds)
Have you lost your mind? Can't you place a box properly?
Such a worst drunkard you are.
You are right. I have lost my mind.
If you haven't lost it then you place the box.
Go.
This is how you place.
Help.
It's boric powder.
Slippery powder used in carom.
Swear on God, ghost will slip on stepping on this.
Sprinkle it everywhere.
Put more. Finish it.
Done.
This is how you place.
Help.
It's boric powder.
Slippery powder used in carom.
Swear on God, ghost will slip on stepping on this.
Sprinkle it everywhere.
Put more. Finish it.
Done.
It's done. Let's go. - Let's go.
What's the matter now?
What else? There is ghost in the house.
I had such good plans.
(Objects clatter)
What was this sound?
Walk on knees; don't make noise.
(Stomping)
It's the same lady ghost for sure. Come, hags. Lady ghost is here.
What?
She is digesting food with the walk.
Spirits do not eat food.
In that case you both will have to marry us right now.
Is it? Open the door.
Let's open it. - Come on.
If the lady ghost is there, I'll cling on Kavya right away.
Come on, come on.
Look at the foot prints.
Spirits don't use slippers. These are same foot prints.
Come.
She went that way.
If we establish control over the ghost,
we can earn billions by scaring people, I swear.
Looks like size eight of foot.
Earlier I used to work at shoe shop therefore I know.
These foot prints ended at door.
Knock.
Lady ghost is resting inside.
Let's open the door and see. - Don't do this.
It is lady ghost inside and not some shopping sale.
Open the door for once. - She'll escape if door is open.
I'll make a window in door
then you keep peeping inside.
You open it.
Ghost must be changing clothes; she'll get embarrassed.
No, she'll snatch our clothes. - Silly guys.
Open the door. - Listen to me.
What are you doing?
Go! - God help!
Don't do this!
Here is the ghost. Come on. We won't spare her.
You both thrashed me as like sheep rams with his horns.
Paining unbearably.
Couldn't recognise uncle in dark. - Shut up.
You can just falsely praise girls.
You can never love them truly. Because of cheap people like you boys are disgraced.
Sheela, you... - I was wrong.
I thought I will get you better.
But you can never get better.
I am a not a bad guy.
You wanted to take undue advantage of me. I hate you.
No, Sheela, because of that lady ghost I lost my focus else...
I am going back by morning flight.
Sheela. Listen to me.
Damn you uncle.
Sheela!
It means my path is clear.
Yeah! Party!
'Seems like she is getting more confident now.'
'I won't disappoint her.'
Sheela, listen to me.
What a fool is the interior decorator of this house.
Why to put sticker on the middle of shower glass?
Control, Vasu.
Seems like time to use this before it gets expired.
Having it close, up are the hopes.
Profit is mine and she is at loss.
I vowed to change myself but this ghost popped up in between.
I am only with you even after we are in Bangkok.
Sheela, Jeet is all yours.
(Glass clatters)
Why did I come here?
This voice...
(Sheela) It's better to marry an animal rather than marrying such cheap person.
(Sheela) He has no humanity at all.
If Sheela is in kitchen then who is here?
Where is she?
Hey handsome, looks striking.
(Gasps)
I know you would come, Jeet.
You have really won my heart.
I will script today's moment in gold, darling.
Oh God!
Take me in your arms, Jeet.
You have really won my heart.
I will script today's moment in gold, darling.
Oh God!
Take me in your arms, Jeet.
(Screams)
I will burn down myself in this kitchen.
(Screams)
Run! The ghost is here.
Didn't I say there is ghost in this house? Hurry up. Run.
Open the door.
Help! Oh God, Help!
Let's go. Come on, hurry up.
Move!
Let's go. Come on, hurry up.
Wait!
You wait here; we'll get the exorcist.
Elders are right. Girls are very selfish.
Looks like we have got electrically imprisoned.
What's going on?
Let me try my head.
Entire face got electrified. - Hey handsome!
Hello, babies.
For years I was awaiting bachelors like you in this bungalow.
I was burnt down on the day of my wedding itself
because priest added extra clarified-butter in fire.
My honeymoon bed turned into funeral bier.
Since then I am flickering.
You know, mine was love marriage.
But on thirteenth day after my death, my boyfriend married another girl.
Since then my spirit is looking for bachelors like you.
One of you has to become my groom.
Else I'll behead you with the help of my other ghost friends.
My soul will be at peace only after getting married.
Whoever will marry me will turn to ghost after first night.
He will be dead.
Oh no!
(Screams)
'Not only screams but also laughter can burst due to fear of lady ghost.'
What so funny? Why are you laughing?
Can't stop laughing. (Laughs)
Why?
(Laughs) Lady ghost wants virgin boy.
So?
What's the problem in it?
My virginity is still explainable
because I never got any girl
but today I got to know that you too are virgin. (Laughs)
Stop laughing. I am virgin.
Hey buddy. I thought you are well experienced.
Today I realised you are not even amateur.
(Laughs)
Hey. Till date I didn't have intercourse.
I am virgin.
Then Zarena?
Kareena?
Raveena?
Nagina?
Had no love affair?
It means you were a sheep disguised as wolf?
Gun was always loaded but never got a chance to fire.
Crime shows have made girls careful these days.
Mind has stopped working.
What are you doing? - Tossing coin.
Is this the coin having both sides same?
No but it will serve our purpose.
Alright. - And it will decide for us.
If it is head then go with ghost.
If tails, then escape from here immediately.
Shall I toss?
(Coin clinks)
This coin seems haughty.
Neither head nor tails.
Look, the truth is, women cannot tolerate us.
Since she is ghost, she might tolerate to some extent.
We just need to show true colours of men to chase her away.
Is it possible? - Yes.
Damn with lady ghost.
Thank God we are wearing underwear.
(Chuckles)
(Laughs)
It's the last one. Run!
Underwear made of iron and lock of gold.
All is well. Do it again. It was fun.
Cheers.
Why you drink when you cannot gulp down?
Now you uphold liquor-forged bond with us. Repay us for liquor.
Swing us.
Enjoying?
She isn't strong enough. Just got five feet up.
Hey? Swing strongly.
Nervous? Lift little more.
Damn ghost! Trying to intimidate me.
Show up if you have nerve; I too am black belt champion.
Welcome to my channel.
So friends, today I will meet you to lady ghost.
Don't believe me?
Then push subscribe button and start believing.
A lady ghost will pass on me counting three.
Let's count.
One.
Two.
Three.
Just hold on.
Hey. Come here. Come on.
What happened? - Why aren't you coming?
Don't you get it?
Didn't I say to pass from my behind on counting three?
Go back. - Okay.
Alright. Ready?
One.
Three.
(Yawns)
What's your problem? - Fix the date to marry me.
The same old rote of marriage!
You found the priest?
You know, no priest marries a ghost. Get going!
Hairs are full of dandruff. Get some shower!
Very dirty.
Your face will scare a ghost as well.
Keeps ingeminating about nothing but marriage.
(Door bell rings) - Not to always count on face value,
also use your brains sometimes.
Hi.
Seems like rain goddess has appeared in front of us.
Got drenched in rains. Can I get a towel, please?
(Shivering)
Why are you shivering on seeing her?
I am getting week in knees.
And something else of mine is losing control.
May I come in? - Sure.
Get the towel. - I'll get a mat.
Don't worry about the couch; it will get dried up.
Wipe it properly.
Move. Move.
Little more.
Isn't anyone else at home?
We two are enough for you.
Don't you have girlfriends?
We had once.
I'll dump her even if I have. Don't worry.
(Coughs)
What happened? Wait, I'll get water. Hold on.
Where is the water? Where is water jug?
This lady ghost finishes all water.
Easy. - (Coughs)
There is no water.
Buddy, check the fridge; there will be some.
Go and check the fridge. Why are you still here?
Don't dirty my glasses. The most expensive mineral water of world.'
'Drinking this water daily will keep all illnesses away.'
'This water must be rich in calcium and iron.'
Excuse me? - Yes?
You guys had breakfast? - Still starving.
Water quenched our hunger. - Excuse me?
Coconut water. - Oh.
Where is rest room?
Inside bedroom. - Okay.
Let's take her to kitchen.
She seems to be making good sandwiches.
Shall I? - Sure. Call us if you need.
Let's follow her.
Be careful! - Don't get up.
What are you doing?
(Door bell rings) - Door bell ringing.
Go and open the door. - You also come.
No, I am fine.
Whoever rang the bell, I won't spare him.
Open it. - Who is it?
Who is it? - Our girlfriends.
(Door bell rings)
Where is she? She disappeared.
(Door bell rings) - Disappeared?
Maybe she went to hide in bathroom.
(Door bell rings) - Come on, let's deal with them first.
What should we do? - Got a chance to nitpick; do your best.
Hope the lady ghost didn't trouble you.
Are you both fine? - As if you care for us.
Why did you leave us? We had gone to buy repellent on ghost. - What's that?
I mean the exorcist. He will make the ghost disappear.
'They seems like well known exorcist
but boys suffered even more on their coming.'
Father, come with us and chase away that spirit.
(Grunts)
Long live Father.
Father, with his third eye can see that your house is haunted.
Father meditated wearing with nail pierced slippers
therefore he can sense.
Then please come with us. - His charges are very high.
We'll pay whatever he asks for. - Okay.
Don't know about lady ghost
but these two will surely detain our lady guest.
Seems like they are not from here.
They look Africans.
(Sniffs)
Father's third eye saw there are many ghosts inside.
He easily sensed of ghost in house.
It's the trick of imposters to claim the house is haunted on seeing it.
Father, what's the plan?
Let's rob all wealth in house and save it in our bank.
And then rake on its interest amount.
For that we need to fly abroad, right? So we'll go to Bangkok and Nepal.
Yes. - Long live Father.
God bless you. - What are they whispering to each other?
Planning something; need to keep watch on them.
Let's step inside? - Sure.
(Sniffs)
He is sniffing; seems like he was a dog in past life.
What's wrong? Got it, Father.
No one will follow us from here.
It's ghost's territory ahead.
Let's go, Father.
Come on, Father.
(Knocks)
An antique chest filled with treasure.
If he is a Father he also will be virgin.
Wish the lady ghost marry him.
(Knocks) Father, it is made of sandalwood.
(Gasps)
I'll watch movie on this. What will you watch?
Fashion show.
Father, there really is the ghost ahead.
(Sniffs)
(Grunts)
Father, it's the kitchen.
There won't be anything here other than spices and herbs.
(Spits)
Making house dirty.
Father, don't step ahead. Go left, go right.
Don't open the door. - Don't stop father.
Father is like life saving ambulance.
Open the door.
This ambulance will return as scraped bicycle. Just watch.
Father, is this a house or parliament? It is endless.
Where will be the treasure?
Open the door, come on.
(Gasps)
Oh my God!
Such a big picture! - Where is that Father?
This isn't a house but resort.
We'll rob this place and give it on leash.
(Gasps)
We'll lift this resort with crane.
(Gasps) - Such a big bed!
Six people can sleep together on this bed, Father. are they fine? lady ghost will scare them off, just wait. hello. - (gasps) hey! what are you doing here? what was the hurry to put on the top? i also didn't like it but we'll get bombarded with questions about her.
what will we reply? didn't recognise me? look there. oh no! who pulled it down? the string was well tightened. look. how can a woman wear men's shorts? still you didn't get it? it's me who was burned down due to extra clarified-butter put in fire by priest. what did you guys say? i look ugly, is it? now do i look beautiful? let's go. else she'll kill us. what's wrong? - hold on. father, come here. let's eat something. hunger is slacking off my pants. selling the stuff of this room will buy an apartment for us. let's eat. come on. let's hire a truck and rob entire room over night. high-five. let's eat, come on. stay normal.
father has cataract therefore he cannot see during day time. his one eye is owl's eye. only during night he can see the ghost. will need some stuff to chase away the ghost. here is the list. make sure you get each and everything mentioned in the list. don't think much; order it online. hail lord. eat it all. having such meal after twenty years. come on, eat it. (grunts) father, got chicken bone stuck? eat carefully. tonight after 8pm... whether there is earthquake or tsunami... no matter even if water is missing in room... whether the roof rips off of screaming... no one will either peep out or step out of room. if anyone steps out... - no! no one will step out! that's better. now have your meal. these father and nun are here to steal the expensive stuff and not to chase away the ghost. all are hiding in room
let's test it by screaming and crying out. mike testing. one, two, three. (screaming) remember? no one will step out. - quite a melodious lady ghost. seems like ghost are having orchestra. why did you scream? saw some hag? - no. saw you. you idiot. come on. shall we take away entire house along with walls? how can we take away the house? it will require a crane to lift it. crane cannot enter in the house. let's do one thing. let's bring donkeys and load stuff on them. why to bring any donkey? you are a donkey; let's load it on you. free of cost. - good idea. let's go. - get inside. hey jill. - what? not even museum has so much of antiques. i can see that; i am not blind. will rob treasure from here and dump it in bank locker. (gasps) so much of gold here. we'll give it to goldsmith, make a golden robe and flaunt in pub. of course. give it to me, hurry up. - here. take away; put it in sack. two gold bars.., where shall i put? i'll keep here and then drape it in my dress. make it fast. four. - yes, four. where are previous ones? i guess i am mistaking. give it, come on. - four and two, six. six? it must be four four and two, six. six? it must be four. these are increasing as like population of india. great. take these. " yes. took. (gasps)
it's like loan interest. rising but never ending. you are giving me the bars but they are disappearing from there. what? you mean... it's returning here? hey baldy? are you hiding under your robe? that's another treasure hidden there. where is it? hey robbers. who is she? bathed in mud? maybe she had some drug reaction. be honest, did you take expired drug? go to skin doctor. (growling) jill, she is here to rob as like us. you are right. you think you can intimidate us with weird lens and scary makeup? we don't fear any ghosts. be partner to us with 25% of profit share. else people of this house will turn you to real ghost by thrashing you. let's make a deal with her. if i like your face, i'll marry you. this bungalow is mine and i have leashed it out. i survive on its rent. i am the well know lady ghost of this area. confirm it with anyone if you wish to. really? lady ghost? laughs.
Lady ghost? What a joke!
She's really acting well. - Yes. Light, camera, action!
Sorry, lady ghost.
She thrashes so badly!
Come on, run!
You cannot outwit me in racing.
My legs run like skates.
Maybe she has gone.
(Screams)
How many ghosts this house has?
(Screams)
There are two ghosts in this house. Oh God!
(Door banging) Help! Open the door!
Seems likes lady ghost got detained.
They want to come inside; let's open the door.
Just wait for a while. Ghost will lick our feet and apologise to us.
Why? Are your feet made of ice-cream?
What do we do? I am too scared.
Let's do one thing. Let's go to terrace and jump off.
We'll turn to ghost and then kill that lady ghost.
Come on, let's be a ghost.
Come on, hurry up. Why is it so dark? Why aren't lights on?
Run! Gate is open.
What kind of security is this?
Not even parliament house has such security.
Who put this security here?
Seems like lady ghost has double locked this gate.
The keys must be with those boys. Let's get it.
Come on. Push the button. Ring the bell. Can't you ring a door bell?
(Screams)
What's going on? - Ringing door bell.
So bell rang? - No. Not ringing.
I haven't paid electricity bill for twenty years. So how will the bell work?
But why are you hitting us?
Why don't you agree when I am admitting that I am a ghost?
You are so beautiful that we couldn't believe you are a ghost.
It's new moon night; today I have to show my powers.
(Father) Open the door.
Hey. Seems like lady ghost is beating them up.
I too am getting the same feel.
You are mistaking. They are whipping the ghost.
Hail Mother Goddess! - Hail Lord Hanuman!
What's the matter?
You were right. There is ghost in this house.
We know. We met her many times.
She is like our sister.
I have an idea. Make a video of ghost.
We'll receive so many likes that we'll get millionaire.
Hold on. I have a question.
Father cannot go out as he is a bachelor
but nun, you can step out.
Go and try for once.
Nun and father make a duo, idiot. - How?
How shall I explain him?
Nun and Father are like Romeo and Juliet.
That's weird.
Alright, go to the room next to this and rest for some time;
we'll talk in the morning. - She'll toast us by morning.
That's good. You can have toast then.
Go. - I do not eat toast.
Please go, sister. - I want flat bread.
No! I won't step out.
There is no one out; let's go.
These two are so stupid
that they pretend to be the master of exorcism
even after being ignorant about ghosts.
Hey, black pepper was too much in the dinner last night.
Since we aren't habitual of good food, the stomach has got upset.
Hold your breath for a moment.
Why? - Want to fart.
(Farts)
Disgusting! You baldy. That was extremely stinky.
Couldn't control.
(Gasps)
(Grunts)
Excuse me.
God Help! It's coming!
(Farts)
Feels like hundreds of ants are piercing. It's itchy.
Get it off, hurry up. Help me, baldy.
(Father) Take off all clothes?
(Jill) Slowly.
What's going on?
What are they both doing?
You complexion matches wheat grain.
Hey? What are you looking at?
Act of twosome.
Feeling better?
Jeet, this is unfair. I cannot tolerate it anymore.
Take it off. Take everything off.
They have given up all shame.
When will we get lucky?
Hey? What are you two doing here? (Gasps)
Quietly watch it. Sex education going on.
Has the itching lessened? Tell me.
You baldy, don't cling on me... - Hey! What's going on?
Is there any poisonous gas sprayed in the room?
No. Last night's dinner is getting released in form of fart.
Yes. Don't take us wrong.
Seems like there is some dead rodent in this room.
Were trying to search it by taking off the clothes.
We smell of saffron.
You people are stinkier than the lady ghost.
We already knew you are fraudsters.
Get lost from our house.
We can't. - Why?
We both are still bachelors.
Oh no! Got trapped!
Come out! Get dressed.
Father who accepts confessions of all
is going to make his confession today.
Father is going to get exposed.
Shall I tell my story?
Wait, let me make a guess.
You barged into some house for theft.
People of that house started calling for help.
And you jumped over a wall and hide in the room.
They were looking for you outside
and you were hidden in the room.
They are still out.
Thailand's police are very strict; they directly shoot.
What do we do?
Think of something.
Hey? - What?
Listen. You put this robe on and I'll don this outfit.
But robe are worn by ladies. Why will I put on?
Come on, wear it. The relation between Father and Nun is sacred.
Put it on. - I'll put some perfume as well.
And when you stepped out of the room in the morning,
the people who were trying to behead you in the night,
were bowing their head to you and were seeking your blessings.
Father, please help us.
Why are they begging?
They aren't begging. They are distressed people seeking help.
It's time to shower blessings and make money.
We'll shower so much that money will be flooded to us.
Now start pretending to be a Father.
Look how I awake their souls.
What are you talking? And why are you shaking so much?
Mobile was vibrating. - Is it?
God bless you all.
Father, I seek your shelter.
So that's your story, right?
Did you see how twisty the story was?
You've changed the outfit but not your nature.
I'll have the large cup of tea. Also order some biscuits.
Hey you the deserted head. Come on.
This baldy is deceiving Christians by donning black robe
and Muslims by wearing head cover.
Get up. Come out.Pretending God man has cost heavy.
To get rid of that lady ghost...
Take off this Christian shroud. You are a boy.
I got married after passing out my primary school
and I got two kids after failing high school.
Shame on you. You are still bachelors.
Was he going to college or some brothel?
There was true love in earlier days.
But these days, more than love money is the main concern for girls.
Show them your talent. They will come to you.
And then have a spicy dinner with them.
It will set the fire and the sparks will blaze.
Advice me also.
You keep quiet; your fire has already extinguished.
Uncle, we cannot be manipulative.
I know you would say this.
Therefore I have hired Salma D'souza to cook.
Salma D'souza?
Heard of Salma Sheikh, Salma Ansari but D'souza is new.
She is Salma D'souza.
Living example of secularism.
She is from Lucknow and is the best chef.
Greetings to all from Salma.
Hi.
Hi. - Hello.
(Gasps)
What's your name, uncle?
Jack.
You hijacked my heart.
So sweet.
Listen, sister Salma.Hi.
Hi. - Hello.
(Gasps)
What's your name, uncle?
Jack.
You hijacked my heart.
So sweet.
Listen, sister Salma.
How can you flirt with Jack in front of us?
He is habitual of interfering; you go and manage kitchen.
Okay.
Someday we'll crack your head.
Friends of my sweetheart,
I'll cook colorful delicacies for you.
Item number one.
Lame Kebabs of Lucknow.
Salma, I am very hungry.
Won't you cook something for me?
Kebab is not for you. I'll cook tangy fry for you.
Item number two.
Black curry of crow wings.
Item number three.
Flat bread with Chinese mixture.
Chinese mixture?
Item number four.
Dumpling with garlic sauce.
It must be tempting for you, right sweetheart?
Tell me one thing.
What does lady ghost has to do with all these dishes?
Of course, she has.
What does lady ghost expects from you?
She expects us to love her.
And wanted to do everything...
...that is done on the bed after marriage.
What does a couple needs to lead a happy family life?
A bedroom. - Shut up, idiot.
What does a man need?
Stamina. - Yes.
Strength like horse power. - Correct.
A bed.
And zeal of love.
Don't lose your sense in zeal.
I'll add castor oil in all dishes to finish stamina, horse power, muscles and all.
When lady ghost will get on bed she will realise her groom is impotent.
He is waste.
Neither there will be any stamina nor will the lady ghost expect any performance.
People consider working is very difficult thing
but ask them how difficult sitting idle is.
Sitting idle is splitting my head.
Also no games are working on my mobile.
Why you all are sitting sad?
This gathering feels like sitting at funeral ceremonial.
Light up the gathering then. - How to light up? Yes.
We'll play a game.
(Snaps finger) It will light up your sad moods.
It's a Turkish game. Spin the bottle.
It has simple rules.
Just place the bottle in middle and spin it the way earth spins.
And the person whom the bottle will point at after stopping
will fulfill one demand of the spinner of bottle.
Sounds tempting?
Not necessary to fulfill demand in front of all.
You can also go in the room if you hesitate.
There is only one condition.
Need to fulfil whatever bottle spinner demands
else pay the fine of two hundred thousand dollars.
Wow! I will get my wish fulfilled in this game.
'Will shower love on her all night
even if my blood pressure lowers in morning.'
Let's see whose wish gets fulfilled.
I'll be the first.
I know. You are in hurry to demand.
Be careful with the bottle.
Hey bottle, swear to you on all churches of Goa.
Point at Salma only.
(Gasps)
I?
So tell me how can I fulfil your demand?
Not here. - Then?
In the bedroom.
Fine?
We are going to play more interesting game.
You carry on with this boring game. - Bye.
This is called old horse still has the power.
Let me also win.
Well played, Jack.
Jack, we have come inside the room.
So tell me your demand.
I want your company.
Naughty.
You are old but still very active.
I too will fulfil the demand
but will you accept one condition of mine?
Everything is acceptable.
I like my hands to be handcuffed.
I have no objection.
Okay. Your time starts now.
Now shall I spin the bottle?
'Hey Goddess Ganga, swear to you on Goddess Saraswati,
let the bottle point at me.'
'Today I will get you, Jeet.'
'Today she will do something indecent.'
'There is something going on between these two.'
Yes!
'Now that's fun.'
I also want to take you to bedroom.
Make it fast. Let's go, please.
Alright, come.
I luck is always bad since childhood. Still I will try my luck.
Take the bottle and spin it.
Damn!
'Come on get lucky.'
Spin it so that it points at me.
(Clears throat)
Kavya, shall we start?
I'll kill you.
I am your boyfriend and you are refusing me to taste your love?
My love is for someone else.
If you want you can taste poison. - Why?
You are such a grown up man with beard and you want a young, tender girl?
You have no experience of beard.
It's pricking gives pleasure.
What are you saying? - I swear my love is so strong
that it will make you forget everything.
I'll love you all day and night.
I'll show you a new world. Just say yes.
A kiss please.
Not at all.
My cheek is itching; rub your cheeks on mine.
Sorry.
Can I touch you once? - Dare you touch me. I'll kill you.
I love you. If you don't trust then marry me.
Stop, stop.
Isn't there any magnet to attract glass? Get me one.
Here. Spin the bottle. - Okay, I try.
Think about me and spin.
It should stop in two revolves. Why it isn't stopping?
'Please stop at Jeet.'
Damn!
I'll spin harder this time.
(Laughs)
Oh God! Even this lady ghost is playing the game from up?
Buddy.
One more player is playing without our knowledge.
I don't like cheaters. You carry on.
Don't go. Okay, you spin it.
I don't want to play.
Consider bottle pointed at me and I am fulfilling my own demand.
You carry on. Only you two are left; carry on.
What happened to him?
(Laughs)
Now just we two are here. Tell me what shall I do?
Nothing. Wanted to talk to you in private.
Shall we? - Why?
There is no one here other than us.
Look...
It's very painful! - Hey? What's wrong?
Very painful. - Calm down, baldy.
Let me see. - Saw a ghost?
What happened? - Shut up.
Damn it. Who is he?
I had never saw anyone stronger than him.
He likes to enter from back door more than front door.
It's the saying, as you sow, so shall you reap.
What a wrong timing and wrong place
to make an entry with gun.
Off with my handcuff; I'll get tea for you.
Why are you staring at me?
I see.
I have already started the engine.
So if you want to take a ride by threatening me with gun, I won't deny you.
Baby, adding a drop of water won't make any difference to ocean.
If you didn't agree to him, he'll shoot me.
You know how much I love you.
I won't be able to endure your separation.
I swear on you, no one will know what he did to you.
Understand the situation, baby. I love you.
Mister, she is ready.
You can go ahead.
Just I won't be able to witness.
You resemble my brother-in-law; don't come near me.
Where is coconut oil? Tell me else I'll shoot.
In the bathroom.
(Gasps)
Jack.
Baby. Oh, so you are gay? - Go with him and confirm it.
All men, take care of yourselves.
Baldy, let's call the blacksmith and get iron made underwear for all.
How many more people you want to call here?
Lady ghost has already held us hostage.
How can you grown up people fear a ghost?
Not ghost but lady ghost. - I have dealt with ghost.
I can even fight a hag if you are with me.
I also am a certified ghost buster.
Burning down the belongings of ghost will finish her
and the ghost will be no more.
You are habituated of touching claptrap things.
So you gather all belongings of lady ghost and burn it down.
We'll quietly watch you from distance.
Where does lady ghost dwells?
In that room.
Come, take me to her room.
His wounds must be still fresh.
Come, you guide me to the room. - Damn you!
Call the priest and intrigue.
Lady ghost is quite beautiful.
Made of gold. Selling it will help making good money.
You also want to come? Come on.
Making a camp fire?
Now watch how the lady ghost smoulders.
And pay me the money that otherwise exorcist would've charged.
Watch out!
Legs on fire!
Go and jump in the pool. - What's this?
Where are my glasses?
Rascals, I became eco friendly and you started taking me lightly?
I'll let crocodiles in pool.
Four crocodiles after one person.
I also got a wedding gown stitched believing that one of you will marry me.
Get ready for wedding. I'll get the priest.
Poor ghost. Dreaming of marriage.
I can't.
Please agree.
What you are thinking of is the wish of lady ghost.
Get married. My milkman is also a priest.
No. I am gay.
Please marry her.
We'll be obliged. - Ask the lady ghost.
If she is ready to change her gender, I'll marry her.
Please agree. Swear to you on me.
You get dressed else I'll repeat last night.
Why do you like men?
Did I ask why do you like women?
Damn you!
Buddy, he is interested in men. We can't help.
You do whatever you want.
Such a trouble I have got in. Wait.
This poor guy pretending to be nun wants to have freedom.
What do I do? This lady ghost will kill me.
I can squeeze in from this opening.
I'll put a bench after getting out of this haunted house
and will earn money by selling story of ghost.
Come on, open.
Opened.
Shall I take fan as well? No. Let it be here.
Damn!
Chest squeezed out, also the belly.
Oh no! I got stuck. Someone push me!
(Whistles) - Got stuck. Someone push me!
Wish I had been to gym and built strength.
Who is it? - It's me.
It's a dacoit; he'll plunder. - I won't.
Just push me out. Why are you pulling me in?
Maybe you are stuck. I'll get mustard oil.
Mustard oil? Why do you want it?
I am not much educated so I do not know to make fries.
I just need a push.
Just one push. Push harder so that I can get out.
What is it? - He is mine.
Get lost.That's my property. - Alright.
But I was trying on him.
If you win, he is all yours. - Okay.
Let's fight.
Just one push. I'll be obliged to you for life.
Where is he?
Come on.
Don't pull me. My pant is four years old.
Be careful.
Alright, no problem. I'll come inside.
Stop. Please stop.
I am coming.
I am here. Do whatever you want to.
We were fighting. - For what?
Were gambling by putting you on stake.
Had I won, you would've been mine.
Just half time over.
Sister, there are many other men in this house.
I mean not this man.
You find a good ghost from graveyard and marry him
but please let me go.
No one will go from here.
I'll earn for him who married me.
I'll take him on world tour on my shoulder.
I'll treat him as king.
Oh no!
She is a lady ghost that doesn't mean she is to be taken lightly.
After all she is a woman.
Someone get ready to be a groom. Aren't you scared of the lady ghost?
Hey Mister gay, you can also be the groom.
Who? I?
Lady ghost wants a virgin groom and I am not virgin.
Now there is no way out. Someone will have to sacrifice.
Why do people come to Bangkok? - For massage.
Mind your hand.
So, today we'll arrange group massage party
in which girls will have free meals
and boys will have free entry.
One of the bachelors will certainly get cornered.
We'll marry him to lady ghost and escape from here.
Yes.
That's fine but who will organize the party?
Leave that to me.
We just need to invite girls.
Boys will automatically follow girls as like this jerk.
I am not a jerk. I am a gentleman.
Scrap the man; you are just gentle.
Salma, quickly arrange the party; can't wait anymore.
Listen Jill, you are my best friend. You be with me only.
If he tries to court me again, she'll have to suffer.
So sweet, honey.
Just keep mum and pray for freedom.
Hello, viewers.
Welcome to the party.
Not allowed to step out once you step in.
So, enjoy the party.
(Music)
The condition of rest of the guests coming to party was like Jill.
More of noise and less of action.
I am confident about him. - Me too.
Enjoy.
It's a limit.
Not a single virgin in Bangkok?
(Girls screaming)
What's the matter?
Hurry up! Look! What happened?
What happened?
Hold on.
(Growling)
Sheela.
Sheela?
Why have you entered Sheela's body?
You people have sparked me up by throwing a party.
Now all will get scorched.
Marry me right now else I'll kill Sheela. - No, wait.
We threw this party for you only.
We wanted to marry you to a good virgin boy if any.
Marry me right away!
Who will be my groom?
Tell me else I'll tear all clothes.
No! Don't do this, please. Already she wears fewer clothes.
Alright, I'll marry you. Spare Sheela's life.
Wedding time is tomorrow at 9pm.
Come to my room.
There we'll get married. - I will come.
Sheela?
Are you okay? - Why you agreed to marry?
Was there any other option to save her life?
It's all because of my misdeeds.
Poor girl wanted a trip to some local spots for better understanding of each other.
I denied. I planned trip to Bangkok.
I made all arrangements.
Flied a cheesy like you in airplane.
Bearing expenses of all these freeloaders.
Without me no one was even capable of living in this bungalow.
I am responsible for everything.
Therefore if you all be saved by sacrificing me then let it be.
Shut up. What nonsense are you talking?
We'll surely do something to save you.
After all you are my best friend. - Don't worry. She won't even touch you.
Grandma said that all these ghosts and spirits are liars.
She won't spare men even after marrying you.
Thank God, I am gay.
Yes. If it's about dying then we all will die together.
Patience of lady ghost was given up.
She issued a warning that if she doesn't get married,
she'll kill everyone.
I need to talk to you.
I had many girls in my life till date
but no one was as important as you.
Don't know what charisma you have got
which has totally changed me as a person.
I have forgotten myself and could remember nothing but you.
If I am able to make place in your heart by finishing myself,
I'll consider myself successful in life.
Sheela, I love you.
Jeet.
You've won my heart on first day itself.
People just see your flirtatious nature but no one peeped into your heart.
I would like to spend my every life with you.
People are busy looking for other's faults;
they cannot see good in person.
You are a very good person at heart.
I love you too, Jeet.
I won't let you die.
I promise.
Sheela.
(Music)
Betrayed me?
You cheated me!
Come in, it's done.
Get me out.
You cheated me!
Cheated a ghost!
He is Gudeshwar Swamy of Bangkok.
As his name suggests, he likes jaggery soup,
jaggery sauce, jaggery pudding, jaggery curry
and Jaggery corns.
Very good.
Here lives a God man who is also good at exorcism.
Let's go to him.
I didn't understand one thing. How could you step out of house?
I am married but because of my rear preference,
my wife left me.
But when you were married why your preference was changed?
Bread baked on upside down pan tastes better.
You won't understand.
Please accept our greetings.
Swamy, lady ghost is troubling; you please deal with her.
Get us rid of her.
'Shall I help him or not?'
'Help him, he is our person!'
'Okay, Lord.'
Come on...
Let's go, jerk.
The broom which Gudeshwar Swamy carries is not just for cleaning
but his broom brings luck to those on whom it is used.
Oh no. This lady ghost looks very fierce.
Got an entire room on fire.
Need to get all of them out from here.
Go away.
If you do not sleep with your girlfriends in next fifteen minutes,
she'll kill you all.
I'll deal with her and finish my task.
Go! Go!
Come on, don't delay.
Come on, hurry up.
Swamy...
'What is he still here?'
Don't you have any girlfriend? - Swamy, I do not have any girlfriend.
Please help me. - What are you expecting from me?
You are such a great person; give away your assistant to me.
'Is he aiming at my assistant?'
'Seems like she also is interested.'
I am God man in Bangkok. - Then you must be fully satisfied.
You want God man to commit sin?
Fulfilling someone's wish isn't a sin.
Hey? - What?
Do you have money or you want it for free?
Swamy, I can cook very good delicacies.
I sell it door to door to pay you. Just get me married to her.
She looks like a tiny spark but she is very fiery.
I'll soothe her fire.
Bless me. - Stop it.
Keeping this worship plate down.
Whatever your name is but from today onwards it's Pooja.
This is the emergency situation where rescue team is asleep.
Just fifteen minutes left. Hurry up. - Wait a minute.
You were romancing with that lady ghost with strawberry, chocolate and ice-cream.
She got all those stuff, I didn't. - And want to attack directly on me?
This is not done.
Today we'll unite come what may. - Jack.
Want to be my partner with just fancy lights on?
Won't you gift me a gold bangle?
Silly girl, I'll get you skirt with fancy lights.
Jack, first get me the skirt and then we shall talk.
But let me measure your waist for buying skirt.
Don't touch my waist. Skirts are adjustable.
Keep quiet. Heck with your skirt.
The time is passing, hurry up.
Swamy, go away from here!
You come and throw me out.
Shall we?
Come.
Where is the earring?
Gold is expensive so didn't make earring.
Gold is expensive so didn't make earring.
You too get it off.
Next time put one.
You seem possessed; need to cure.
I won't spare anyone!
Can't go out, else would've taken to watchman's cabin.
This also is closed. Someone open the door.
This too seems to be closed. Need to do here only.
I was just pretending, passing time. But why are you wasting time with me?
Only fifteen minutes are left.
If that was acting then what is the real you?
(Knocking) Hurry up, open the door else ghost will kill me.
Bathroom is also fine with me.
They won't open. Let's spread a mat.
Because of your groaning, we are unable to finish.
Shut up!
Silly.
Come on, arouse.
Shut up, you hag!
I...
(Laughs)
She is just screaming 'I' and not 'love you'.
Lady ghost, how old are you?
I am just twenty five.
Did you hear?
Girls hesitate revealing their age while alive but reveals easily after death.
Such big house but of no use.
At least would've gone to garden or theatre if we were out.
Let's try on dining table. Wait, no. What if ghost comes there?
How about in kitchen while having snacks? - Okay.
Let's try there. Let's go. - Okay.
No one will disturb in kitchen.
Finally the day is here. Today I'll be married.
'Here is the lover of your beautiful eyes, soft lips.'
Enough of lullaby. Now get to the business.
You are right.
Just five minutes left.
Hail Bangkok, Pataya!
Forget about this. What have you thought for fulfilling the condition of my father?
Condition of father?
Son, therefore I named you Jeet (winner).
You have always won in every field till date.
Just won Sheela also.
Love her so much that she'll go crazy for you.
Dad! - Be manly.
Fulfil this condition of your father-in-law.
Son, save my esteem as well. - What a father!
I think you do not want to save me.
I am going to that lady ghost.
What? - Hey? What are you doing?
Lady ghost, let me concentrate. Don't disturb me.
Swamy!
Swamy!
Because of you I am saved today.
Everything went well.
Only I am virgin.
It's done!
You baldy.
You too got engaged?
Everything went well.
Only I am virgin.
It's done!
You baldy.
You too got engaged?
Everything went well.
What about us?
I am helping you. - No help but need something else.
I'll make her widow.
Shut up! - Swamy, all done.
Bless me.
Leave.
If today I didn't get married, I'll be virgin forever.
Where are Sheela and Jeet?
Come fast.
You cheated me. You will never stay happy.
(Wailing)
Guys, lady ghost always fulfil her desire.
She can come to anyone, anytime.
Be careful.
